It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
