The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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