I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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