Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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