i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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