Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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