mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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