Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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