Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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