I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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