i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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