I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
