Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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