so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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