Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Michael Bay diarrhea
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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