marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
