My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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