is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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