I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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