This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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