I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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