I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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