Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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