i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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