i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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