Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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