using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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