Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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