I just cut my nipple shaving
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Randomize
