Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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