I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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