I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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