that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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