that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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