It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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