love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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