We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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