So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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