do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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