So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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