im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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Come see our sink grown plant.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Your penis caused this!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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