South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
