im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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