Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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