She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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