Already got asked if we're dating
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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