it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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