is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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