I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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