he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Randomize
