I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
We are all done wearing pants today
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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