Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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