Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You're a waste of cheezeits
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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