Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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