I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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